Archive for December 2006

There’s a rule in football that I just don’t understand. Let’s say you have team looking at 2nd-and-3, and that team’s running back takes the ball close to a first down. After the play is over, the running back spikes the ball in a defender’s face or does something else to get an Unsportsmanlike Conduct [...]

When I was a kid, we went to a very conservative church. No, I mean really conservative, even by southern standards. Every year around December, the preacher would spend some time talking about how we needed to make sure that we were focusing on the true meaning of Christmas. He was a little ahead of [...]

Well, this year’s fantasy football regular season is over, and once again I find myself on top of things. For the second straight year, I’ve won my division in fantasy football, and this time I did it with the best overall record. I was also 26 points away from having the most overall points scored [...]

Step One: Drink some beer. Not too much, mind you. 2-3 beers is a good amount for me, but the exact amount will depend on you. You’re not chugging these, either – just drink at a nice leisurely pace. At this point, you’re just setting up a base for the night.
Step Two: Drink some Jack [...]